1: Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
2: What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
3: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
4: How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5: What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.
6: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
7: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
8: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
9: How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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